We Are Children

What happened to all those allegations of voter fraud and intimidation? Well, since the Democrats won control of Congress, they disappeared into thin air. Really, our party is just a bunch of losers. We should admit it. In 2000, 2002, and 2004 all we could yell about was how the elections were stolen by voter fraud, even though there was no evidence. If anything, we know the voter fraud was on our part. We need dead people to vote in order to win. We need felons to vote in order to win. We need illegal immigrants to vote in order to win. We are the Kings of voter fraud, and anything that limits our monarchical powers in this respect, such as making people show--gasp!-- identification at the polling place, must be sent to the guillotine.

But when we lose, we are such like little children that we scream about voter fraud and intimidation being the causes-- even though it likely made the elections closer in our favor. We saw it on Tuesday. Democrats were screaming about voter intimidation and fraud right out the gates. Then, when it became clear they had won the election, all those allegations went poof! and the Democrats jubilantly decree the goodness of democracy. It's only good when we win, my friends. Wow, we are such children.