We Are Children

What happened to all those allegations of voter fraud and intimidation? Well, since the Democrats won control of Congress, they disappeared into thin air. Really, our party is just a bunch of losers. We should admit it. In 2000, 2002, and 2004 all we could yell about was how the elections were stolen by voter fraud, even though there was no evidence. If anything, we know the voter fraud was on our part. We need dead people to vote in order to win. We need felons to vote in order to win. We need illegal immigrants to vote in order to win. We are the Kings of voter fraud, and anything that limits our monarchical powers in this respect, such as making people show--gasp!-- identification at the polling place, must be sent to the guillotine.

But when we lose, we are such like little children that we scream about voter fraud and intimidation being the causes-- even though it likely made the elections closer in our favor. We saw it on Tuesday. Democrats were screaming about voter intimidation and fraud right out the gates. Then, when it became clear they had won the election, all those allegations went poof! and the Democrats jubilantly decree the goodness of democracy. It's only good when we win, my friends. Wow, we are such children.

We Are Children

What happened to all those allegations of voter fraud and intimidation? Well, since the Democrats won control of Congress, they disappeared into thin air. Really, our party is just a bunch of losers. We should admit it. In 2000, 2002, and 2004 all we could yell about was how the elections were stolen by voter fraud, even though there was no evidence. If anything, we know the voter fraud was on our part. We need dead people to vote in order to win. We need felons to vote in order to win. We need illegal immigrants to vote in order to win. We are the Kings of voter fraud, and anything that limits our monarchical powers in this respect, such as making people show--gasp!-- identification at the polling place, must be sent to the guillotine.

But when we lose, we are such like little children that we scream about voter fraud and intimidation being the causes0-- even though it likely made the elections closer in our favor. We saw it on Tuesday. Democrats were screaming about voter intimidation and fraud right out the gates. Then, when it became clear they had won the election, all those allegations went poof! and the Democrats jubilantly decree the goodness of democracy. It's only good when we win, my friends. Wow, we are such children.

We're Already Shining Our Magic

Right HERE.

A statement purportedly from the leader of al-Qaeda in Iraq hails the defeat of Republicans in the US mid-term polls.

The audio message, whose authenticity has not been verified, was published on Islamist websites and was said to be the voice of Abu Hamza al-Muhajir.

The Democrats' victory in Tuesday's Congressional elections was a move in the right direction, the speaker said.

We Won!!!

Last night we won an almost historic victory by electing conservative Democrats.

Worry not, though, Liberals! We still have insanely liberal leaders who will be running the House. We can now start:

1) Mandating Abortions for the poor (and the rich, because we hate them)
2) Raising taxes and destroying the economy
3) Socialize medicine so we can have a fabulous medical system like the UK
4) Did I mention mandating abortions?
5) Surrender in Iraq, Afghanistan, and anywhere else scary people might be

We're going to have a great two years.

When You Vote Today, Remember These Two Pictures

The Faces of the Democrat Party:

My Guarantee

Though I cannot guarantee which party will have control of Congress by tomorrow's end, I can guarantee this:

If Democrats do not win control of the House, they will piss and moan about voter fraud (see ACORN below) and how Republicans stole the election.

If Democrats win control of the House, even by one seat, everything will have been all good and jolly.

Democrats simply can't accept the fact that Americans don't want them to govern (at least up to now). So, any result that shows them losing must be fraudulent. They've become the equivalent of the boy who cries wolf. No one believes them anymore. No one even cares.

Democrats and Voter Fraud

Do you ever wonder why our party so strenuously objects to the requirement that voters show I.D. when they go to vote? Well, if you have, I'm proud that I can bring you part of the answer. Not only is it because we depend on dead people and felons to pull us through tight elections, we also intentionally register individuals multiple times in different precincts. Thus, a single Democrat can go vote several times on election day for the same candidate.

We're seeing this now in Missouri and other states where the liberal/Democrat organization, ACORN, has submitted thousands of fraudulent voter registration cards. Four Democrats have been indicted on federal charges as a result. We like to claim we're against voter ID requirement because it would disenfranchise poor and minority voters. The cost of obtaining an ID, we argue, is too high. But then states pass laws that require the state to provide the ID free of charge to those who can't afford it, and we look like idiots searching for another reason to ensure the dead don't have to show ID when they go vote vicariously through Mr. Democrat Activist.

The Wall Street Journal has an excellent editorial on the latest debacle our party is in. Read it here.

So, less than a week before the midterm elections, four workers from Acorn, the liberal activist group that has registered millions of voters, have been indicted by a federal grand jury for submitting false voter registration forms to the Kansas City, Missouri, election board. But hey, who needs voter ID laws?

We wish this were an aberration, but allegations of fraud have tainted Acorn voter drives across the country. Acorn workers have been convicted in Wisconsin and Colorado, and investigations are still under way in Ohio, Tennessee and Pennsylvania.

John Kerry to the Rescue!